June 12, 2013
You know what’s stressful? My brain. My brain severely stresses me out sometimes. It’s as though my brain and I are siblings and we just can’t get along. My brain sees shiny things and gets distracted while I try to keep us on task.
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June 11, 2013
As I sat at home last night on a futon, drinking my wine, and reveling in my lactiferous peanut butter pie, I wondered why I was also burdening myself with The Bachelorette.
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June 10, 2013
I read this “article” on Saturday that I can’t seem to get out of my head. I quote “article” because technically, it’s more of a retina-burning slew of words. A slew that I take great joys in sharing with you. You’re welcome.
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June 07, 2013
Coconuts and I, we never felt a mutual love for each other. Coconut always tasted like I imagined my arm would taste after an hour at the beach.
But then I paired coconut with lime. And from that day forth, I learned that not only can coconut and I get along, but that it’s pretty sweet when we do.
(One day these lame puns will end.)
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June 06, 2013
Last weekend I took a little jaunt to Toronto for a birthday getaway. More accurately, Dan took me. Details. Since Toronto is only 3 hours away and I have to pee every half hour, it’s the perfect short road trip ensuring we don’t spend an entire day in and out of Burger King bathrooms.
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May 31, 2013
I'm Vlogging! I'm Blogging! You really can't stop me. No really, you can't. Check out my first vlog over on my fresh YouTube Channel!
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May 31, 2013
Envision an enormous convention center packed to the gills with every type of gourmet food you can imagine, from 30+ countries, all being given away for free. This, my friends, is the Fancy Food Show.
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May 28, 2013
You’ve done cupcakes. You’ve done candy buffets. You’ve done giant fondant covered cakes in the themes of Fancy Nancy and Pinkalicious. But you haven’t done (dun dun dun)… the Frosting Party.
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May 22, 2013
I’ve become one of those chicks. The ones who drink green juice every morning. I don’t know how it happened, either. Seriously though, I promise I will never become one of those chicks.
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